My name is. . . does anyone actually even care? I had just been laid off my from my blue collar foreman job after giving the fucking company the best years of my life. Blame company bottom-line greed or the piece of shit President for all of these new regulations, I was out of a job. Oh, did I mention, my wife had just run off with a boy half her age! Bitter? Fuck, Yes! Anyway, my name is Mario. I am in my late forties but, take exceptional care of myself. I have a body most dudes half my age would ...